Uh Oh: Powdered Alcohol Has Been Approved For Sale In America
Game changer.
Entertainment
March 12, 2015

A few days after Ireland accidentally legalised ecstasy and ketamine, powdered alcohol has surfaced in the United States – and you might want to think twice next time someone offers you a line.

‘Palcohol’ has been approved for sale in the United States, after several technicalities which saw the green light given and retracted back in 2014. Now, with the fixture of some labeling issues that nobody really cares about, powdered alcohol is legal for sale, with hopes that it will be available as early as mid-2015.

According to news.com.au, Palcohol will be mixed with water to get you super turnt up with flavours “vodka and rum and three cocktail versions: Cosmopolitan, Margarita and Lemon Drop.” Awkward workplace conversations around the water cooler are about to get a whole lot more interesting, and tasty.

Those wishing to get intoxicated faster via the old nostril, be warned: Inventor Mark Phillips says “It’s painful to snort due to the alcohol. Second, it’s impractical. It takes approximately 60 minutes to snort the equivalent of one shot of vodka. Why would anyone do that when they can do a shot of liquid vodka in two seconds?”

If you live in Alaska or Louisina, sucks for you: They have banned Palcohol, along with a handful of other regions. How would this go down in Australia?

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