Running out of gift ideas? After the viral story revolving around sending your enemies glitter, you can now send your most worthy opponents a bag of multicoloured, edible dicks.

Created by the geniuses over at Dicks By Mail, you now hold the power to send these goodies anonymously for the low, low price of $15. And as their website states, when it comes to this handful of pocket change, “you were going to spend it on drugs anyway.”

In fact, the Dicks By Mail website is full of quotables, including suggestions to send a bag of dicks to “the teacher that doesn’t care about your dead grandma” and “the person that murdered your grandma.”

Check out a little preview below, and start writing up your hit list of edible dick recipients.

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