‘Borat’ Hits Sydney As Men In ‘Maskinis’ Take Over Bondi Beach
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October 23, 2020

Sacha Baron Cohen is reaching GOAT status…

Uping the ante like only he can, Sacha Baron Cohen has brought his Borat 2 promo to Sydney, and of course it’s totally cooked, insane and a tad disturbing. 40 Borat lookalikes clad in maskinis descended upon Bondi Beach yesterday, joining together to do a group yoga class (socially-distanced of course).

You’d think it stop there, but this is Sacha Baron Cohen we’re talking about, and so naturally a huge Borat statue got dropped at Mackenzies Point. Then, like the sneaky evil genius he is, Cohen himself appeared via a random video link to explain what the actual fuck he was up to.

“It give me great pleasure to present you with this giant Borat erection at Bondi Beach,” he said.

“This statue was quarantine in a hotel in Melbourne for 14 days. It is free of COVID but probably have syphilis after four of your security guards make sexy-time with it. I love Kazakhstan. I love America. But both these countries have very bad virus at this moment, so instead we come to Australia, where people have not heard of this Covid the 19th.”

Capping off, he said “I make this film so everybody knows the prodigious bribe we proudly deliver to the American Regime. I do this to make benefit the once glorious nation of Kazakhstan. It is not really for Australians, but you can watch. I hope you like to watch.” 

Borat Subsequent Moviefilm: Delivery of Prodigious Bribe to American Regime for Make Benefit Once Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan drops today on Amazon Prime, and after this stunt, it’s practically mandatory viewing. Check out Borat’s Bondi Beach takeover below.

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