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You only need to glance at Flex Mami’s social media to realise that she is a touchstone for all that is of cultural significance in Australia. The style queen and CEO has amassed thousands of followers who look to her for guidance through life’s stickier social situations, and always-enlightening, often sizzling, hot takes. Naturally, we found her hanging out at Smirnoff’s Seltzer Springs enjoying some refreshments away from the booming main stages.
If you’ve never been, Smirnoff Seltzer Springs is the desert-inspired oasis in the middle of Splendour’s North Byron Parklands home. It’s the place where you can recharge your batteries, wrap your lips around Smirnoff’s delicious seltzer range, and then dance yourself silly inside, with DJs spinning tunes all day and night.
It was here that we asked Flex for her festival tips, SITG highlights and more. Check it out below and we’ll see you at the Smirnoff Seltzer Springs!
THE MENTAL FORTITUDE TO BE DOWN FOR EVERYTHING AND NOTHING — RAIN, HAIL, SHINE. Following that, thick thermal socks, lip balm, a handbag that doesn’t slide off my shoulder, sunglasses and one ride-or-die friend.
A COMFORTABLE SHOWSTOPPER. It’s worth the fit pic but still has merit for a full day of shenanigans. Boots are a must, I don’t care what anyone says — there is no other appropriate footwear. YOU NEED A JACKET. YOU ARE NOT BUILT DIFFERENT.
IM A PASSIONFRUIT GIRLY THROUGH AND THROUGH!!! Closely followed by Mixed Berry, with a spritz or three of fresh lime.
RADIATING ENERGY, FANGLED OPTIMISM AND A SENSE OF REFINED FERAL BEHAVIOUR!!
It’s always the miscellaneous man wobbling and peeing where he shouldn’t.
IN THE AMPHITHEATRE FOR KENDRICK LAMAR!!!!!!!!
Fade by Kanye West mixed into Dance Wiv Me by Dizzy Rascal and Calvin Harris
SLEEP, CARBS AND RELIVING MEMORIES VIA MY CAMERA ROLL.
PDA at music festivals? ALWAYS.
Using your iphone to record a performance for longer than 2 mins? THIS IS SO STRESSFUL. NEVER.
Pushing through the crowd to get to an optimal spot? ALWAYS.
Ditching your festival buddies to go backstage? YES.
People jumping on shoulders at music festivals? ITS CUTE, YES.
Crowds getting artists to do shoeys? ABOLISH THIS IMMEDIATELY.