The Bondi Hipsters loved what Justin did in his latest Calvin Klein catalogue, so much so that they took it upon themselves (in true Bondi form) to show a shoot that they believe is edgier, slightly more realistic and whole lot hairier:

“It’s quite incredible how he’s been able to summon the vacuous vacant-eyed gaze of an ice addict suffering from severe PTSD. We know what you’re probably thinking; “what would a cherub-voiced teenaged billionaire baldy know of suffering and sorrow?”… But look at him! Justin Biehber is sporting a 100% genuine blank-as-fuck thousand-yard stare, and he doesn’t even have hair on his chest yet! Either way, kudos to young Biebs. He clearly gives zero shits, and we think that this is case of groundbreaking, heroic mohdelling. That little baldy is gonna do ‘aight in the fahshion industreh. However… We’ve taken the time to re-shoot his campaign and think that with a little hair on our chests, we’ve brought something edgier and slightly more realistic to the table.”

‪Photos by Patrick Stevenson‬

Justin Bieber – Journals