Listen up, dopey-eyed potheads and Cypress Hill fans! There’s a new cafe opening in Sydney to cure those post-chill cravings. You’re probably asking yourself is this for real, but D’Munchies in Newtown is an explicit one hundred percent post ganja paradise.

If the name’s not blunt enough, maybe the giant 2 metre tall marijuana leaf mural will convince you – and even if you’re tripping balls, you can’t miss this thing. The best thing yet is the menu; which is indulgent to say the least. You can chow down on pretzel baguettes, pretzel-infused ice cream and pepperoni-pizza hot dogs. And if that’s not enough for you, then have some goddamn deep-fried ravioli nachos – we’re not sure what the hell this entails, but it sounds delicious.

“It’s pretty obvious how the idea came about. It’s a very loud statement, but that’s sort of what we’re about. It’s for people who enjoy that, and that’s what we’re here for,” co-owner David Pyne said.

Of course, D’Munchies will be opening at 170 King Street, Newtown tomorrow at 4.20pm. We’re interested to hear what soundtrack they’ve got blaring at this place – we’re expecting at least five tracks produced by Dr. Dre and just one anthem from Luniz on loop.

“Nobody’s ever glassed someone while they’re stoned… If you want to go out and smoke a joint, you should be able to,” Pyne continued. You hear that, guys and girls? D’Munchies is all about the love. Head down tomorrow afternoon for some hump-day relaxation.

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Via Broadsheet

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