The most Melbourne thing ever…
It’s clear that in these stressful times, people will do anything to keep spirits high and laughter in the air. Literally anything. And with Melbourne now having another wave of restrictions come in as a hotel quarantine worker tests positive, Melbournites could definitely use a laugh or two. Luckily, one legend has taken to the streets for a bit of performance comedy; in other words, dressing up in a huge penis costume and ejaculating all over the road.
In a video uploaded online, the package is shown painting the town with its, you know, as cars swerve around it and onlookers look on. Old mate’s technique definitely looks a bit frenzied, but we’re guessing standing in the middle of the street in a penis costume would be quite an anxiety-inducing experience, and no doubt the added pressure of going off while in said costume would be just terrifying.
Of course, the comments were absolutely hilarious, with one person writing “Nice Scott Morrison costume” and another commenting “After a few yippie beans, we’ve all been there.”
Pretty amazing, check full footage of the unsung hero below, and if you’re at all keen on getting your own penis costume, head to Melbourne’s Snuff Puppets to get your fix.
View this post on Instagram
