Diamonds, champagne and luxury cars. That’s a typical date night, right?

As the co-stars for Tiffany & Co.’s latest short film, Date Night, Beyoncé and Jay Z seem to be doing very little ‘acting.’ The clip, which premiered as part of the jewellery brand’s About Love campaign, shows uber-wealthy characters doing uber-wealthy things, which hardly feels like a stretch for it’s two-person cast of Hollywood billionaires. 

Travelling in a Rolls-Royce across New York City (even writing that sentence made me poorer), the power couple luxuriate in an array of Tiffany’s most expensive wares. For her part, Beyoncé dons six and 10-carat earrings jewels, not to be outdone by her husband, whose gold bird brooch has a sum total of 62-carats.  Add in a splash of backseat champagne and a re-creation of Audrey Hepburn’s Breakfast at Tiffany’s and you’ve got what must be the most expensive road trip in history. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wofc5HuInCA

Perhaps the only relatable shot in the short film is the Carter’s chowing down on some pepperoni pizza which, as far as kerbside dinners go, still looks pretty fucking delicious. Wanna feel poor? Peep all the unattainable opulence in the clip above.