Literally the strangest crossover we’ve ever seen…

We’re willing to bet you have absolutely no idea who FastMoney Goon, Spinabenz, Whoppa Wit Da Choppa, or Yungeen Ace are. But they’re blowing up quick, and it’s all thanks to someone you definitely do know, Vanessa Carlton and her 2001 classic ‘1000 Miles’. It was a song that helped soundtrack angsty teens around the world as they were looking for hope, love and direction at the start of the new millennium. It also was the song that played in that iconic White Chicks scene with Terry Crews, but we’re getting ahead of ourselves.

Okay, so you’d think a song like that would remain pretty untouched and immortalised in time right? We thought (and hoped so), but the rappers mentioned above had other plans, sampling it for one of the filthiest hip hop diss tracks in recent memory, titled ‘Who I Smoke.’

Thus, because of the overall catchiness of Vanessa Carlton’s original, we can’t help but kinda get down to ‘Who I Smoke,’ which is absolutely fucked if you read into the lyrics. From making countless threats of violence to literally dissing their enemies dead friend, the song is properly cooked in every sense of the word, but because it’s got that damn piano loop, it’s got us so conflicted. It’s also just such a trip hearing such lyrics and subject matter over a song like that, the clashing of themes and topics honestly stopping us from having an overall opinion on the song.

But alas, the internet is loving it, countless memes taking the piss out of the track being generated by the bucketload. But don’t just take out word for it, check out the song and accompanying memes below.

I feel terrible for all the people that gotta hear they dead homies dissed over a Vanessa Carlton sample but I’m sorry that shit is incredible.

— Dex Hinton (@DexHinton) March 29, 2021

Getting threats over a Vanessa Carlton sample is WICKED

— Scam Allardyce (@Nigerianscamsss) March 29, 2021

someone needs to write the definitive history of dudes you’ve never heard of having a great time rapping over the vanessa carlton song https://t.co/xA46mzqErK

— 𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙣𝙚𝙧 (@grantrindner) March 29, 2021

Waking up one day to hear someone rapping about killing your dead homies over a Vanessa Carlton sample gotta be a wild ass experience

— Black Teej (@Less_HumbleTeej) March 29, 2021

To everyone perplexed at seeing Yungeen Ace rapping over Vanessa Carlton, I say welcome to the era where Flint/Detroit, South Florida, and the DMV have been getting weird for the last 4 or so years.

— Pi'erre EscarGOAT (@RappersRActors) March 29, 2021

I’m sure Vanessa Carlton didn’t expect her song to be remade like this 😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/wdGowyMfjw

— K4R (@kaleel_4real) March 29, 2021

Admitting various felonies that could potentially put you in jail over a Vanessa Carlton sample is just wildly hilarious to me. https://t.co/nd1f4UPmnT

— Shemar Less (@PBS_Impulse9) March 29, 2021

The local police department watching them admit felonies over a Vanessa Carlton sample pic.twitter.com/A8WrRZcBrq

— Black Teej (@Less_HumbleTeej) March 29, 2021