We’ll be there when the coins go flying.

First and foremost, ANZAC Day is a day to remember the soldiers who have fought and died to protect our diverse way of life, not a day to get shitfaced and wind up in a gutter somewhere wrapped up in an Aussie flag – don’t be that dickhead. That said, if you fancy a couple of schooies and a bit of two-up, we’ve got the low down on the places you can get your gambling fix at right here:

BETOOTA TAKEOVER @ THE LORD GLADSTONE, CHIPPENDALE

The head honchos from Australia’s most loved satirical newspaper will be calling coins from midday tomorrow, with the pub open from 9AM and also offering free Betoota Bitters for diggers – more info here.

2UP WITH SOME SCREWUPS @ THE BOTANY VIEW HOTEL, NEWTOWN

LWA favourites Struthless, Nat’s What I Reckon, and Altamunted (DJ) will be doing the deeds at the BVH. If it’s anything as good as these guys are funny, it’ll be a great day out – more info here.

ANZAC DAY @ THE DOLPHIN, SURRY HILLS

These guys are claiming to have the biggest two-up circle in the whole of Surry Hills, as well as a special RSL (rissole) sandwich and it doesn’t get more Aussie than that. It’s all kicking off at 10AM – more info here.

THE BIGGEST TWO-UP ARENA IN THE EAST @ COOGEE BAY HOTEL

Does size matter? If you answered yes, then get yourself to the Coogee Bay Hotel tomorrow. Conveniently close to the Coogee dawn service, the hotel is boasting breakfast, live entertainment, and ANZAC-themed cocktails – more info here.

BBQ BREAKFAST @ THE ARGYLE

Transforming their cobblestone courtyard into a huge two-up arena for the day, The Argyle is also firing up the barbie from 8AM which is probably a great way to start the day if you plan on hitting the sauce – more info here.