Teach us your ways Ye…

Truly outdoing himself in the most Kanye way possible, Yeezy himself has been filmed ‘walking on water’ during his most recent ‘Sunday Service’. The footage was taken by none other than Yeezy’s Wife Kim Kardashian, who recorded her husband and their kids on the water in Atlanta. Before you start thinking this is real and that Yeezy has divine powers (he arguably does when he’s making music), the whole stunt was due to a translucent platform just below the surface. But it’s safe to say it fit the gospel vibe perfectly, the choir singing a heavenly ‘O Fortuna’ by Carl Orff during proceedings.

The day also saw pastor Joel Osteen give a speech to his fellow water-walkers, passionately affirming “Watching these fine men and women sing, it looks like they are walking on water. My mind goes back to that time where Jesus invited Peter to walk on the water. I can imagine Peter thought, ‘Jesus, what are you talking about? That’s impossible! I can’t do that.’ I think we all have that in times in life where we think, ‘God is telling me to do something. I feel it down inside.’ But we don’t feel quantified or have the experience – ‘I can’t sing like them, or I can’t invent like Kanye. That’s for somebody else.'”

“But God doesn’t put a dream in your heart and then not give you the ability to do it. I have learned in life, that you have to choose between your comfort and your calling.”