We all know a couple. Those who after an 8 to 12 hour day of sweating out their entire body weight in the sun choose to strip off the hi-vis and steel caps before grabbing their board out of the back of the ute in hopes of getting a cheeky shred in before bed.

I love you boys, each and every one of you. For not giving 2 squirts of piss about the industry or any of its bullshit. You can tell me all day how skatings just what you do when you’ve got a spare hour of consciousness but we all know it’s your first and only love.