Thats some proper dedication…
Mike Tyson used to be an absolute party animal, the legendary boxer’s use of illicit drugs well known in mainstream media. What isn’t as well known however, is the fucking insane way Tyson would pass drug tests when he was boxing in the 90s. Now, Tyson has opened up on those crazy methods, and bloody hell, it’s a thousand times more cooked than we were expecting.
Opening up on the Hotboxin‘ podcast, Tyson admitted that he used to use a ‘whizzinator,’ which is a type of strap-on fake penis which would be attached to a bag that can be filled with a liquid. The wear would then squeeze it out using their thighs. Regarding the urine he would use for the whole scheme, Tyson was at first planning to use his wife’s, but decided on a safer option.
“I put my baby’s urine in it. And sometimes, one time I was using my wife’s and my wife was like, ‘Baby, you better not hope that it comes back pregnant or something,’ he said.
“And I said, ‘nah, we ain’t going to use you any more, we’re going to use the kid’. Because I got scared that the p*** might come back pregnant. That was what I was afraid of! I guess I heard of this happening because I was afraid of that.”
Pretty bloody insane, it’s safe to say Tyson definitely isn’t pulling that same kind of shit now, swearing off all drugs and alcohol for his upcoming fight against Roy Jones Jr. this month. No doubt if he’s as half as quick as the clips he’s been posting, this fight is gonna be one of the most explosive in recent years. For now, check out the full podcast with Jeff Novitzky below.
