Hollywood’s really just a big soup!

Speaking during a recent appearance on the Call Her Daddy podcast, Gwyneth Paltrow dished the goss on what it was like to sleep with both Brad Pitt and Ben Affleck back in ye olde 90s.

Gwyneth and Brad had a whirlwind romance when she was just 22 and he was 30 after the pair met on the set of Seven, which culminated in a proposal and then a breakup. Paltrow has previously said that she felt she “was a kid and…wasn’t ready. He was too good for me.”

After their breakup in 1997, she then started dating Ben Affleck, and the pair had a three-year on-again-off-again relationship. Three years after their breakup, she finally settled down with Coldplay singer Chris Martin to whom she was married until the “conscious uncoupling” moment of 2014.

History lesson way, let’s get down to the goss. When Gwyneth was quizzed on who was better in bed, she had this to say of Brad: “Brad was like the sort of major chemistry, love of your life, kind [of lover]…We sort of said hi on set, and it was like major, major love at first sight. It was crazy.”

Meanwhile, on Ben: “Ben was, like, technically excellent.” Technically. Excellent. Is that a compliment or a backhand? I can’t even tell. She also added: “Ben did have a mirror face.” The plot thickens.

gwyneth paltrow saying ben affleck is ‘technically excellent’ in bed

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Gwyneth also dished some goss on Leonardo DiCaprio, who apparently “tried” it on with her back in the day: “But he was already like, you know… he was very loose with the goods, from when he was 19.”

When asked who she would Fuck, Marry or Kill out of her ex-husband Chris Martin, Brad Pitt and Ben Affleck, she responded: “Well obviously, I’d marry Chris Martin because he gave me my two children who are the loves of my life. So, I would do that all again.”

If a male A-list celebrity discussed his exes the way Gwyneth Paltrow talked about Ben Affleck and Brad Pitt, he would be trending and called out so quickly.

— Kelly Severseike (@kellyseverseike) May 4, 2023