WWE’s all-time boogeyman and one of my biggest fears as a child, The Undertaker, is still finding time to be an absolute menace in retirement, specifically in regard to the aquatic realm, as evidenced by his recent trip to the beach.
Unfortunately, it seems a shark at his local coastline (I mean seriously, what shark comes that close to shore?) made the mistake of trying to intimidate Mrs Undertaker (AKA Michelle McCool), swimming up to her in the shallows. What Jaws probably wasn’t counting on, however, was that her husband was close by, who quickly assumed the form of his WWE alter-ego as he quickly came up and started arking up to it.
Understandably, the shark quickly shrinks away as Undertaker continues to stare the shit out of it, while McCool marvels at her husband’s bravery in the background (to be fair, I would too), while joking that she “wasn’t big enough to scare him away but you are.”
I was simply enjoying a book on the beach when this “vegetation” looked a lot like a shark…..so I text hubby @undertaker 🦈😳kinda digging that last picture …A LOT😍#myprotector 🖤 pic.twitter.com/z9goXelzNT
— McCool (@McCoolMichelleL) July 9, 2023
Needless to say, sharks may rule the ocean, but they sure as hell have nothing on 25-2 king of Wrestlemania, the Undertaker. Check out the full interaction above along with some of the Demon of Death Valley’s best moments below.