Actually would go great in my sterile IKEA apartment, where I eat pizza, on a table for one, alone.

Do you like pizza? Do you like flat-packed furniture? Do you like the idea of seeing them married in an unholy ceremony of cheesy plastic goodness? Well, you’ll love the latest from IKEA Hong Kong – the Pizza Hut mini-table-thingy-table or Säva. The table, which is made to resemble the iconic “pizza saver”, has just been unveiled and even has a Pizza Hut logo on top.

“This campaign shows the playful side of Pizza Hut, and that our credentials can move beyond the kitchen into new and interesting collaborations with other brands,” Marketing Director for Pizza Hut Hong Kong, Wendy Leung said.

Each table arrives in a pizza box with the classic IKEA instructions on the front, and if it doesn’t get to your door in under 40 minutes, it’s free!* Keen? No word yet on when this will be making it Down Under for us to wrap our greasy little hands on. Stay tuned as this story evolves…

*May not be true.