Newy, ya son-of-a-bitch, it’s been way too long. How have you been?

It’s time to cancel your plans for Wednesday night (and most likely Thursday morning) – we’re hosting a shindig that’s gonna top the ‘97 and ‘01 grand finals combined… Well maybe not that good, but it’s gonna be a shit-tonne of fun when we team up with Tecate and our fave funnyman Dunni to take over our favourite pub, The Family Hotel.

You can expect a sizzling DJ set from Dunni, LWA giveaways, cheap eats from the vegan master chefs Greaser’s, $5 Tecate tins and more. Do the right thing and give your boss the heads up that you ain’t coming in on Thursday and let’s boogie.