Hey big spenders…

If you had all the money in the world, would you have more time to be a better person? That’s what I’ve always told myself. But in reality, if I had a money tree (which is how most people get rich, right?) I’d be spending it on the dumbest of shit. Things that are so far away from things that are necessary to live a happy life, things that will only make me feel good for a few hours, the kinds of things in the list below:

Brad Pitt’s Actual Fight Club Outfits – $65K Approx.

Is spending fuckloads of money on things the best way to pay tribute to an anti-capitalist anarchist? Probably not, but If I had the rig (and the necessary funds) I would be all over these pieces which are up for auction as we speak. Head here to place a bid.

Union LA X Air Jordan 4 Retro Off Noir – $740

Following on from their 2018 collab, Air Jordan and Union LA have once again linked up for these kicks which are about as loud as you’ll ever see Jordans get. Features include: translucent wings, classic eyelets appear in black and white, contrast stitching and the tongue tag sports an inside-out aesthetic. Cop them here.

Single Owner 5512 Rolex Submariner – $354K

So get this. This fella from the UK, who was conscripted to work as a coal miner in the 1940s during World War, bought himself this as a 40th birthday present for £70. It was passed onto his daughter and son-in-law in the 90s, and now it’s fetched this whopping auction price. Who says there’s no future in mining.

Offtrax Camper Trailer – $44K

With international travel a no-go for the foreseeable future, you’re probably thinking you’d like to get out there and do some travelling around Aus, right? Yeah, so is everyone else. This camper trailer, which costs about as much as the car you need to pull it, will take your camping game to the next level (which for me is a level above Russel Coight) – it even has a shower… Imagine pulling up to a campsite in this beast:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X98yZJHV-w&feature=emb_title

Byron Bay New Year’s Accom – Way too much

Fuck me. Thinking about heading up to Byron for the summer holidays? Think again. Unless you’re a millionaire, you’re probably not going to be able to find anything half-decent. Maybe it’s my fault for wanting to go to Byron in the first place, but christ, you’re looking at over $1K a night for a residential two-bedder anywhere near Australia’s most-chilled, yet most Instagrammed, holiday destination. Forget about hanging out with Zac Efron. Stay at home and watch one of his awesome films instead… oh wait…