The bloc party begins…
Possibly the biggest thing to happen in Newy since the erection of the penis tower back in 1988, West Best Bloc Fest, is spreading its tentacles across seven venues and nine stages this Sunday. Showcasing a slew of local talent, the festival will see over 70 artists take over venues such as The Family Hotel, The Star, Rogue Scholar and more.
The best part is: one ticket will get you access to this mammoth lineup. This is closely followed by the second best thing: you will have Monday off to deal with what will surely be one of the biggest (musical) comedowns of the year. TICKETS HERE.
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Ok. So now, you’ve got your ticket, but can’t decide who to see. Well, we asked the event organisers to make it a little easier for us by offering a three-word description of each act. Is it helpful? Who knows, but it’s certainly entertaining. Check it out below and we’ll see you, somewhere, on Sunday:
Atlas Franklin Alexander: Gradient, euphoric, artillery.
Ava Ganda: Spiritual, bifocal, guide.
Baam Bam: Devil-wrapped, Focaccia.
Boredom: Puzzled, are, fun.
Butterknife: Unorganised, fork, cohesion.
Cävemän: Lawnmower, lightbulb, springs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3NYEJd9sQc&t=3s
Cooks & Bakers: Magpie, named, peck.
Crosstown Killers: West, side, story.
Doris: Shoelaces, dinner, pointy.
Dust: Flamboyant, justice, forks.
E4444E: Occasional, pyramid,earthquake.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIJyzB-ajsA
East Coast Low: Envelope, asphalt, trivia.
Elijah Amos: Purple, oiled, button.
Foemen: Subtle, caged, embryo.
Good Glow: Pivotal, ceramic, gloss.
Grub: Insect, invitational, series.
Hannah Christopher See-through, sunlight, tube.
Herd Immunity: Coconut, flavoured, all-round.
Huckleberry: Hitchhiking, dog’s,
misfortune.
Inimata: What, about, this.
James Thompson: Organic, floating, horizon.
Jim Rexy: Evangelical, knuckles, midnight.
Juanita Porteiro: Combined, rainbow, arrangement.
Keelan Butterick: Very, tasty, sauce.
King Fussion Vinyl, nuclear, launch.
Lachlan X Morris: Power, rampage, constitution.
Les Poétes Pop: Wrong, ear, pierced.
Loons Distorted, hyper- coloured, belt.
Lost Plaza: Numeric, particle, conditions.
Louannella: Ant, colonies, unite.
Maeve Grant: Ships, burning, freely.
Mahaélâh: Fruitful, bouncy, skies.
Maicey: Deluxe, penguin, book.
Maids of Horror: Shimmering, fairy, floss.
Manalili: Sweet, butterfly, dust.
Max de Groot: Branch, under, disguise.
Midway: Open, street, doorway.
Mutant Elephant (The Worst Band Ever): Please, help, us.
Not Good Not Bad: On, the, fence.
Paris Grace: Colliding, beneath, rivers.
Phoenix Pritchard: Diamond, champion, legs.
Piper Butcher: Forrest, under, stars.
Ragdoll Ergonomic, food, consumption.
Saylor and the Flavor: Oversized, utility, harmonics.
Shacked: Critical, youthful, mass.
Sitting Down: You, lazy, fucks.
Slow Cinema: Flying, petty, bird.
Soda Simulator: Ticklish, pork, ribs.
Soyboy: Ecstasy, is, good.
SPOONHEAD: Transparent, Mars, availability.
Stoney Dubs: Sharks, never, eat.
Tegan Claire: Reflective, dome, concierge.
Telurian: Conan’s, child, creator.
The Appointments: Overwhelming, Cuban, sunrise.
The Dusky Lanes: Turbo, orange, camouflage.
The Grounds: Concrete, Island, wizard.
The Gudangs: Reverse, confetti, explosion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkgFXyd6qIw
The Howlin’ Rats: Plywood, soil, carnage.
The Med Heads: Tuesday, breakfast, overdose.
The No Ones: Who’s, on, next.
The Torpedoes: Tokyo, night, crimes.
The Tryouts: Red, illustrious, pompoms.
This Is Poppi: Colourful, falafel, salad.
Two Knives: Better, than, one.
Unpretty: Upside, down, arrow.
Well?: Blue, Man, approved.
Where’s Jimmy: Expensive, cocktail, vision.
