Here Are The Most Brutal Jokes From Justin Bieber’s Comedy Roast
Heavy.
Music
March 16, 2015

Comedy Central’s brutal roasting of Justin Bieber took place over the weekend in California, and yes, it was pretty damn heavy. Justin Bieber has been a polarising figure for as long as we can remember, but the past few years have seen him become somewhat of an easy target.

Celebrities including Shaquielle O’Neal, Ludacris and even Justin Bieber himself dropped some hilarious one-liners, with Kevin Hart introducing the night by stating “Tonight we’re going to give what his parents and the legal system should have done years ago. We’re going to give this boy an ass-whoopin.”

He definitely wasn’t lying. The roast airs at the end of this month. In the meantime, see some of the best jokes below, via Complex & Buzzfeed:

Kevin Hart:

“Ebola patients hear about ‘Bieber fever’ and say, ‘I’m gonna go ahead and ride this one out.’”

Jeff Ross:

“Selena Gomez wanted to be here, but she’s dating men now. Is it true you dumped her because she grew a mustache before you?”

Snoop Dogg:

“You bought a monkey! I mean, that monkey was more embarrassed than the one that started the AIDS epidemic.”

Natasha Legerro:

“Justin’s fan are called Beliebers because it’s politically incorrect to use the word retards.”

Shaquielle O’Neal:

“Justin, as a father of six you have to straighten up, son. Last year, you were ranked the fifth most-hated person of all time. Kim Jong-Un didn’t rank that low. And he uses your music to torture people.”

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Chris D’Elia:

“You have it all. Except love, friends, good parents, and a Grammy.”

Ludacris:

“Justin Bieber wants to be black so bad, he’s actually seen Kevin Hart’s movies in theaters.”

And finally, Justin Bieber on himself:

“What do you get when you give a teenager $200 million? A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours.”

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