Anton Gass, an archaeologist from the Prussian Cultural Heritage Foundation, said that the bongs are “among the finest objects we know from the region” and are a “once in a century discovery.” The solid gold bongs have also been engraved with intricate decorations, and are way better than those Gatorade bottle and hose combinations you see in your local park.
Scientific tests on the objects showed cannabis and opium residue. It has been suggested that Scythian tribal chiefs who dominated much of Europe and Asia used the objects to smoke cannabis as well as consume an opium brew centuries ago.
Salute to the Scythians. You the real MVPs. We dedicate this Cypress Hill anthem to you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4p8-JhWMRw