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But at least we have his luxury jewellery line to talk about. And now they’ve shared their latest pieces, following on from the headline-grabbing, crotch-bejewelling, $25K USD cock ring that was possibly the greatest piece of marketting any new company has ever had. Continuing on with the bone/dog theme, Homer have just dropped a range of golden doggy pendants for all the good boys and girls out there.
The Canary pendant range features three styles: Iggy, Weezy, and Dolly, and each comes with a $2,030 USD price tag. Each one is 18K yellow gold, and comes with free express posting (thanks!). Plus, there’s a silicone version of the Dolly available for a (kinda) poor-person-friendly price of $87 USD for all you people who aren’t quite ready to drop a chunk of your salary on a doggo pendant.
Check them out below and head here to shop everything Homer now: