Words by Claudia Rose

In a wild series of events, an ally of the Hungarian Prime Minister who played a major role in the crackdown of LGBTQ rights in Hungary has been forced to resign from parliament after he was found participating in an enormous 25-man gang bang in Brussels.

Jozsef Szajer quit parliament on Sunday after he admitted to breaching Belgium’s strict lockdown rules to attend a “private party” involving a whole lotta naked men and a whole lotta lube. You know, just the standard sorta Friday night shenanigans out and about in Belgium with the boys… Several other political diplomats were also in attendance at the sausage party.

Szajer was spotted jumping out a first floor window and legging it along the street after police received a noise complaint about the gathering. When detained by authorities, a bucket load of drugs were found in the bag belonging to Szajer as well as his Hungarian diplomatic passport. The police issued him a fine for violating the Covid restrictions and transported him home. Szajer later apologised for his actions along with his resignation, requesting people to treat the matter as “strictly personal”.

The Hungarian government has restricted LGBTQ rights since being elected in 2010. Szajer ironically helped rewrite Hungary’s constitution to “protect the institution of marriage as the union of a man and a woman”.