If anyone should be dolling out crimes against fashion, it sure as shit shouldn’t be a pantsuited dictator with a receding bob-cut…

Tightening his often-outlandish grip over North Korea, dictator-turned-fashion policeman Kim Jong Un has today outlawed mullets and other “anti-socialist” hairstyles- a move that would be downright unconstitutional among mullet-rocking Aussies. Other supposed markers of “decadent Western capitalism” like over-dyed hair and skinny jeans have also been prohibited in the country, and while these may seem like rightful crimes against fashion, the ban on the mighty mullet is even more painful considering it comes from a man who confidently sports a receding bob cut.

In honour (or maybe spite) of the recent ban, we’ve compiled a list of the most iconic mullets in hair-story. Kim, eat your heart out: