A US Woman Is Selling Her Own Jarred Boob Sweat For $700 A Pop
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Words by Tom Disalvo June 1, 2022

“I like to call myself the human maple tree and the boob sweat my sap,” the breast-trepreneur said. 

A woman from the US has claimed that she makes a whopping $7,000 a day by selling her boob sweat online. Steph Matto, who lives in Connecticut and previously starred on reality series 90 Day Fiance, began selling her own jarred farts in January, but has since opted for another bodily product after the excessive gas caused her illness.

Sold through an exclusive platform, aptly called Unfiltered, Matto’s boob sweat fetches her $700 a pop which, when multiplied by her average filling of 10 jars per day, makes for quite a lucrative business model. To fulfill her orders, Matto sunbakes for up to four hours a day, collecting her breast sweat in vials to fill the jars in around 15 minutes. You know, just a typical day in the office. 

@stepankamatto Just another day in the life on unfiltrd 😅❤️🤪 #LENOVOJUSTBEYOU #FrunktheBeat #funskit #10MillionAdoptions ♬ Blue Blood – Heinz Kiessling & Various Artists

Speaking of her business venture, Matto said she “likes to call [herself] the human maple tree and the boob sweat [her] sap…I also have a great set [of breasts]. And smelling the sweat, licking the sweat would bring fans as close as they can get to them.”

Matto’s newest product range comes months after her sale of jarred farts made international headlines, and landed her in hospital earlier this year as the extended flatulence gave her heart attack symptoms (fart attack?). While both ventures have divided the internet, Matto’s entrepreneurialism feels like what you’d get if Bill Gates joined Only Fans. 

@stepankamatto It was the best of times, it was the best of times. #FrunktheBeat #LENOVOJUSTBEYOU #10MillionAdoptions ♬ Not me starting a TikTok trend purrrrr – Preston is over party💕

If you’ve made it this far (no one’s judging), you can access Matto’s Unfiltered platform here. In the meantime, go hit the treadmill – those jars aren’t going to fill themselves. 

 

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