If there’s one item that encapsulates fistpump-heavy, bottle-service EDM culture, then this is it. The Champagne Gun is here, and we want at least seven of them.
Perfect for the next time to attend a pool party or a Steve Aoki gig, the Champagne Gun makes drinking way more fun – because pouring a bottle of alcohol with your hands is for deadset peasants. Instead, this allows you to shoot bubbly goodness to your heart’s content and impress all of your peers in the most obnoxious manner possible. Hot tip: You must be shirtless and be accompanied by at least seven curvaceous strippers when shooting the Champagne Gun.
The Champagne Gun was created in Miami, because of course it was. The genius behind it all is Jeremy Touitou, who entered the cut-throat industry of nightlife supplies five years ago. Running a company named King of Sparklers, he’s responsible for those sparklers (duh) that you see carried alongside expensive bottles of alcohol to the VIP section of the club that’s guarded by a velvet rope. Personally, I have watched on in envy from the commoner’s dancefloor as lingerie-clad waitresses poured out expensive champagne like it was tap water and waved sparklers around with no regard for personal safety.
Now, sparklers are a mere memory because we have something way better. The Champagne Gun arrives in gold, rose gold and chrome finishes to match your jewellery, and can shoot champagne up to 23 feet. The icing on the cake? It only holds magnum-sized bottles, because this is strictly for ballers. The Champagne Gun also has a mechanism that allows you to pour alcohol normally, but who the fuck wants to pour things when you can shoot them?
Running at $459, this is a life investment that is surely in the Top 10 inventions of all time. An insightful quote from creator Touitou reads “shoot bubbles, not bullets.” You can’t make this shit up. See a trailer for the Champagne Gun below, buy one here and see the full story over at Miami New Times. How many DJs are going to start dropping ‘Champagne Showers‘ in their sets when one of these is present?
